I've got their disciplinary files right here. Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time! [Greg nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. Otter: No. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. Psychotic, but absolutely right. He's in pre-med. Our Mystery Girl shows up to the wrong party and gets her fill of sexual satisfaction from the party-goers! My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. So, just don't tell anyone you still think it's a riot to watch John Belushi as the brutish Bluto slurp Jell-O or terrorize his less-aggressive fellow students. Boon: [puts his arm around Flounder] Face it, Kent. A mysterious young woman, a wild party, a small mix up, life can be pretty strange sometimes. This crude parody of college life in the '60s spawned many imitations, but none could match the fresh-faced talent or bad taste of this huge box office success. Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov. Jennings: Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. We just got here. Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life? Dean Wormer: Where are the other two—Stratton and Schoenstein? Boon: Those assholes must have stolen the wrong f***ing exam! We have to get married. Dean Wormer: 0.2. [D-Day fires up his blow-torch and laughs.]. Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal! At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him. National Lampoon's Animal House Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!". Dean Vernon Wormer: Carmine, I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college. Quotes.net. Hoover: We can't find them, sir. The dean's plan comes into play just before the homecoming parade to end all parades for all time. The All New Popeye Show Runs On CBS. Now I want you to tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what I'm about to tell you right now. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation! This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst! Hoover: We're in trouble. I think you know everybody here. Now drop and give me twenty! And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Boon: It's a *fraternity* party, I'm in the fraternity. He varies between being a big strong brute of a man and very bold and smart - he is always depicted as extremely strong (often superhumanly so). Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges. Animal House is still funny to this day and was an amazing inspiration to high school and college students across America. Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. John Vogel . C Read more. View production, box office, & company info. Filmcarrière. Otter: Mandy, Mandy Pepperidge. An OK film, but just OK. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. Mayor Carmine De Pasto: Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. Greg: Don't you have any respect for yourself? You're a goddamn disgrace!!! Although it's easy to criticise, this was the first movie of it's kind, paving the way for many other similar films, such as the Porky's trilogy. Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth. [He runs out of the room screaming but then returns.] I lied to you. Katy: Honestly, Boon, you're twenty-one years old. Hell no! The boy who molested me last month. Where's the guts, huh? Otter: I'll tell you what. Pinto's Conscience (Angel): I'm proud of you, Lawrence. [to Flounder] You fat, disgusting slob! They're just animals, I guess. Otter: I've got news for you, pal. Dean Wormer: Oh. It's my first time too. Boon: No! He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right? Bluto, Otter, Boon and the Delta House gang take on Dean Wormer - beer orgies, epic cafeteria food fights and a catastrophic homecoming parade! You know she wants it. Clorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before? Wormer, he's a dead man! Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun. Dean Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. The dean enlists the help of the second frat to get the boys of Delta House off campus. Hanna-Barbera Productions releases The All-New Popeye Hour, an animated series of 60-minute episodes that aired as part of the CBS Sunday Morning lineup.Later, in 1981, the show was cut into shorter 30-minutes episodes and re-titled The Popeye and Olive Show, which ran on CBS until 1983. Finished at Faber! Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. Note: the bolded line is ranked #82 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema. Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the Deltas run wild at 1962 Faber College. In 1979 stapte Belushi op bij SNL in de hoop een filmcarrière uit te bouwen. D-Day: War's over, man. However, having finally seen it, it's something of a disappointment. D-Day: Hey, quit your blubberin'. Hey, make the best of it! Bluto: And it ain't over now. Pinto's Conscience (Angel): For Shame! Otter: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov. Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges. National Lampoon's Animal House Quotes. [puts mashed potatoes in his mouth, then squeezes his cheeks, spraying them] I'm a zit. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." No, I think we have to go all out. What do I have to do? Let's go! Where's the spirit? With John Belushi, Karen Allen, Tom Hulce, Stephen Furst. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car. The first of the National Lampoon movies, this was originally released as National Lampoon's Animal House. Zero. Bluto's right. (1978). Can I just massage your thighs while you eat? Otter: Dead! Toga! That could take years and cost millions of lives. Over? John Landis le vio en dicha película y decidió contratarlo para la comedia Animal House. Who's with me? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Faber College has one frat house so disreputable it will take anyone. C'mon! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Marmalard, dead! Faber College has one frat house so disreputable it will take anyone. After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night. Boon: Umm - maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend. Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer? Bluto: What? John Belushi is, as always, brilliant and the rest of the cast acquit themselves admirably, but the problem is the script is just too light. You live next door. You threw up ON Dean Wormer. That boy is a P-I-G, pig! Otter: Let me give you a hint. This is one of those movies that works for all the wrong reasons--disgusting, lowbrow, base humor that we are all far too sophisticated to find amusing. And Otter and another girl. Dress that belt buckle! The 20 most memorable lines from 'Animal House' As college film classics go, "Animal House" is the right movie for all the wrong reasons: rancid low-brow humor that wouldn't fly by today's standards. (Part 2). "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Written by [Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge into the air, causing Neidermeyer's horse to drop dead.]. Boon: Marlene! Hoover: We're on "double-secret probation," whatever the hell that is. Who's with me? Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Katy: Oh, fabulous. Look back at our favorite moments throughout the year, from award shows to up-close shots of celebrities. Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. Two bumbling government employees think they are U.S. spies, only to discover that they are actually decoys for Nuclear War. Otter: Dead! Seven years of college down the drain. [Pinto looks down and sees Clorette passed out on Hoover's bed nude. Boon: Where are you going? Dean Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus? Bluto is the main antagonist in the Popeye franchise and a nasty sailor who loves to pester Popeye and try to win the heart of his crush Olive Oyl. Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP! Greg: All right, you bastard. Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. Did you say "over"? Can I buy you some lunch? I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Dean Wormer: You're out! Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party? 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... Bluto: the tough get goin'! And that foot is me. What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? So, just don't tell anyone you still think it's a riot to watch John Belushi as the brutish Bluto slurp Jell … EXPELLED!!! I was reminded of the Boston Tea Party while watching the Movie Animal House. Greg: What do you intend to do sir? He's a sneaky little shit just like you. What does John 'Bluto' Blutarsky (John Belushi) yell during the Otis Day and the Knights song "Shout"? Just gonna be you and me. Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter. This year we are going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. Bluto's right. Dean Wormer: Never mind. Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. Maybe we can help. Dean Wormer: I've seen them. Was this review helpful to you? You look grotesque. in film tags animal house, john belushi, bluto's big speech, transcript ← Gladys Spencer (by Robert Holmes): 'You stand now at the dawn of a new age', Doctor Who, The Ark in Space Part 3 - 1975 Gene Hackman (by Angelo Pizzo): 'Don't get caught up thinking about winning or loosing this game'. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? D-Day: There you go now, just leave everything to me. Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience. Directed by John Landis. the tough get goin'! Did you say "over"? So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I want you off this campus at 9:00 Monday morning! For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? [Bluto gives Kroger a congratulatory nudge]. Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now. Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! The first film made by National Lampoon magazine, it's a film i've wanted to see for a long time. They're each outstanding in their own way. It has a second one full of white, anglo-saxon, rich young men who are so sanctimonious no one can stand them except Dean Wormer. Stork: Well, what the hell we s'posed to do, you moron?! Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak! Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher is a newspaper reporter being offered a large sum to off a cancerous millionaire, but is on the run, risking his job and finding clues when it's clear the man is healthy. Bluto: And it ain't over now. [Bluto shrugs.] Boon: No! Search for "National Lampoon's Animal House" on Amazon.com, Title: Mister, hold my mount. Jennings: It's a piece of shit. Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average. Bluto attempts to rally the fraternity with a comedic locker room speech: Bluto: Otter: Boon: Bluto: Boon: Jesus Christ! It's too depressing to think about. Browse bestsellers, new releases and the most talked about books. D-Day takes care of the wreck. An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher. Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend. Every spring, the toilets explode. Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Otter: Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules.". Boon: It's not gonna be an orgy! Hoover: I knew it. Bluto: Great! [with heavy emphasis] Zero. Niedermeyer—. Use the HTML below. . Web. Got your milk too. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Seven years of college down the drain. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now. Jennings: But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. D-Day: We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even. We can't afford to have a toga party. You threw up on Dean Wormer. You trusted us! What we want for every animal in our care is a happy forever home where they’ll be loved and cherished. Otter: Oh, well, usually. This is my job! Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein? Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl. Eyes front! Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation! I sort of did once, but I was drunk... Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Otter: Don't worry. What am I going to tell Fred?! Boon: [watching from afar] A vicious mother, isn't he? Attention! I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but, you parked it out back last night and this morning, it was gone. Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that? Point. Hell no! I'm not gonna take this! Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now. A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires. Neidermeyer: Dress that line. Dean Wormer: Well? Well, how about some milk? [Flounder opens his mouth some more] OUT with it! All courses incomplete. Nothing is over until we decide it is! Clorette De Pasto: Nah, not tonight. Otter: Uh, it was Greggy and Dougy and some of the other Hitler youth. You fucked up. The Griswolds win a vacation tour across Europe where the usual havoc ensues. Babs: This is absolutely gross! Give me a drink. Three actors accept an invitation to a Mexican village to perform their onscreen bandit fighter roles, unaware that it is the real thing. Mr. Blu— [looks up to see that Bluto has stuck pencils up his nose] Mr. Blutarsky. What happened? It has a second one full of white, anglo-saxon, rich young men who are so sanctimonious no one can stand them except Dean Wormer. Wormer, he's a dead man! Not me! You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. Let's go, right here! When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it. Congratulations, Kroger, you're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him! Hoover: Kent is a legacy, Otter. Dean Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!!! Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. Pre-order titles at great prices from your favorite authors. Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!! He then sees his good and evil conscience perched on either shoulder.]. Toga! Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard. Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up? Fleischer Studios adapted him the next year (1933) to be the main antagonist of their theatrical Popeye animated cartoon series. Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? You'll never get a better chance. Well just kiss my ass from now on! Greg: That would be hard to say, sir. "Animal House Quotes." Oh no. Pinto's Conscience (Devil): Fuck her! We're all officially kicked out of school. Boon: Yeah, you did. Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus? Might as well join the f***ing Peace Corps. Lawrence! Otter: Well, some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face. Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth. That makes sense. Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir. A man must struggle to travel home for Thanksgiving with a lovable oaf of a shower curtain ring salesman as his only companion. » Animal House In 1979 vertolkte Belushi de hoofdrol in Steven Spielbergs 1941. Help solve the case and find out who the Mystery Girl is in the over-the-top adventures of The Wrong...Continue Reading → Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Het leverde hem rollen op in komische films als Animal House, waarin hij de rebelse dronkenlap John "Bluto" Blutarsky vertolkte, en Goin' South. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time. Otter: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend? Dress that line, soldier. Not me! The Griswold family's cross-country drive to the Walley World theme park proves to be much more arduous than they ever anticipated. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos. Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas. The whole f***ing bar! Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps! . Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come. And goddamn it, tuck up those pajamas! Jacklin attended Wheaton Central High school in Wheaton, Illinois, where she met and began dating John Belushi during … Otter: You better listen to him, Flounder. Psychotic, but absolutely right. Bluto is a cartoon and comics character created in 1932 by Elzie Crisler Segar as a one-time character, named "Bluto the Terrible", in his Thimble Theatre comic strip (later renamed Popeye).Bluto made his first appearance September 12 of that year. The dean enlists the help of the second frat to get the boys of Delta House off campus. [D-Day walks in, supporting an injured Otter. Boon: Well put. ], [Otter moans as he, Boon, and D-Day sit on the couch.]. Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you? Bluto: Over? Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Fuck her brains out! Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. So we LOVE getting updates from our adopters about how great our former residents lives are now! Flounder: May I have ten thousand marbles, please? In order to ruin a western town, a corrupt politician appoints a black Sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary. We gotta take these bastards. Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F—that's a 1.2 grade point average. [Everybody cheers and starts running out of the room, with Bluto still standing there.]. You see, Pinto's never been laid. I'm not gonna take this. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute. Looks like I missed something. El éxito alcanzado por el personaje fue impresionante en la audiencia, quien quedó convencida de que John Belushi como persona era igual a su personaje, Bluto. Otter: Bluto! Katy: You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date. Pinto: Face it, Kent. This year is going to be different. Look at those gazongas. . At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him. Pinto: I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer. Huh?! Wormer just got our grades. Clorette De Pasto: Dad! [Otter looks around.] [Otter stands up.] The first film to spin off from National Lampoon magazine, 1978’s Animal House, effectively launched the film careers of director John Landis, producer Ivan Reitman, and star John Belushi. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Flounder: Can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. Otter: They kicked us out of school? Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King. Listen, I'm not joking. 729 East 11th Street, Eugene, Oregon, USA. Delta's already on probation. Did you boys see your midterm grades yet? Dean Wormer: There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency. Marmalard, DEAD! The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. And besides, I lied to you, too. Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Is there any relation/writer reference to the Faber College in Animal House and the liberal arts professor character Faber in the book Fahrenheit 451? What's this lying around shit?! Let's go! But you're getting warmer. Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Wormer dropped the big one. Neidermeyer: [to Flounder] Redo those buttons! They're gonna nail us no matter what we do, so we might as well have a good time. I'll say you're too well to attend. Katy: Baby, I don't want you to go at all. Search millions of books at BAM. We gotta take these bastards. We report it to the police. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. Neidermeyer: You'll report to the stable tonight and every night at 1900 hours, AND WITHOUT THAT PLEDGE PIN! Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! On your UNIFORM?!! Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. [Flounder opens his mouth a bit] Well? It's a toga party. Pinto: No. Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation. And I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all, all eligible for military service. Gentlemen! Otter: I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Mayor Carmine De Pasto: If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay for it. Pinto's Conscience (Devil): Ah! You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. Take a look at some of our Happy Tails, or click below to tell us about your HSMSC-adopted pet’s Happy Tail! Dean Vernon Wormer: Put Neidermeyer on it. 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