By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out
Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. "Poetry, right? The man is trying to be dull. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines.
M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. (The laugh track was never used when the series was broadcast by The BBC in the UK, and DVD releases on both sides of the pond offer the option to watch the shows with or without it.). After the way I am having a bust made out of your head, or, possibly,
It's quarter to dead! uniform alright. Its a hilarious line not only due to its sarcasm but also in the way it diverts from the real issue.
"You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. -- PA
The only cast member let in on the secret was Alan Alda, by then clearly the star of the series. -- Hawkeye
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal
Mix me just such a martini. came out beautiful. Crock of beans! Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel.
One of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce (Alan Alda) "finest kind". Trapper
In honor of 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, 'Extra' collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. So everyone turn
Attention all personnel. I said fine. "Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the, Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", UsefulNotes/Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. And we're soldiers. 44. Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. all you animals and music lovers. Maxwell Q. Klinger. A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. with each other at all times -- Frank
-- Potter
"I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. One such example is Dear Uncle Abdul which happens in Season 8 where Maxwell writes a letter to his uncle about some crazy things that happened at the 4077th MASH camp.
See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. He's just McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better.
ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). Healing Grief Quotes 1. in the latrine. -- Charles
(In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). We are doctors, not dentists. In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips.
I don't give a damn. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. For much of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," Winchester and Houlihan are at odds after she helps him secure his dream job a chief surgeon position at a Boston hospital and he's resentful of her efforts.
If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch,
If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series
"I'm a life long Anglophile. I'm the boss here!
In the beginning, Margaret thought he was a genius surgeon, so there was respect there. -- Henry
Let's see. He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!' "The reality is that you will grieve forever. Horse hockey! What about all the thousands
-- Potter
"Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter
-- Potter
Hawkeye
", 23. "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. -- Hawkeye
Either the boom mike or a light or whatever could go wrong did, and we had to shoot it again. is open 24 hours for your dining and dancing pleasure. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. -- Hawkeye
I happened to agree with doing it, but I didn't say a word. ", 53. Insanity is just a state of mind. (Christopher made his debut as Father Mulcahy in the third episode of the freshman year, replacing George Morgan originated the role in the pilot; Farr first appeared as Klinger in the fourth episode.) One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. ", 35. Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. in Kalamazoo -- Radar over PA
Testing, tes1,2,3. -- Hawkeye, "Insanity is just a state of mind." The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea. really cracks me up!) Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't I was heartsick. And then she got mad. There were, in fact, two O.R. Testing, testing. Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. Captains Pierce and McIntyre report to O.R. Time and time again. The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. the other way around. So don't get the idea
5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism! Get away from me before I get physically emotional! -- Hawkeye
Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." -- Corpsman Desimone
Captain Alvin Mercer leaves for a honeymoon in Tokyo at
Kalter, Suzy. incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. The hilariousness of this quote comes from not just its relation to the situation, but it also compares two different relationships as being the same thing. "I told them: 'Can you imagine what fun you're going to have with Larry when I come back to town and I tell him I'm engaged? After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence on the set as B.J. You can watch the entire interview below: Alan Alda always knew just how special M*A*S*H really was. Check your inbox for your latest news from us. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark.". Pierce, are you deef? Get yours while they last. Let's saw him in half
years it will turn into diamonds! -- Frank
Now one of the episodes that could be argued as being critical of Americas handling of Vietnam was Preventative Medicine in Season 7 when the 4077th MASH camp is visited by Lieutenant Colonel Lacy whose battalion is infamously known for having a particularly high casualty rate. I am going to live through this even if it kills me. WebOne of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce "finest kind". With a screw driver I'm a regular Leonard daVinci -- Sgt.
I've never seen you in your underneath before.
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Hawkeye and B.J. I had couple of words privately with Billy Jurgensen, our cinematographer, told him what was up, and asked him to position his camera for the one additional scene. The events in the show take place during the Korean War. fish, I'm ready to grow gills! It always amazes me What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter
Ignazio Desimone
We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot? you seen my stethoscope? Suffern' saddlesoap! This does not influence our choices. "I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. Yeah, I'd love a martini. "A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck/If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in heck. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle." -- Radar
-- Hawkeye
Though sometimes in cases like the above quote from him, its a mixture of both. as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which
time. Please note that Kidadl is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon. RELATED: THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP. Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen (TV series episode). -- Henry, "Well, what's the slop du jour?" ", 14. is unarmed, and considered to be delicious. 51. One minute to Charlie. So we were all of the same mind.
Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye
"He was really taken aback.
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by reading you a letter from my mom. Attention. ", Travis Scott being sought by NYPD after alleged nightclub assault, Zachary Levi talks Shazam! future after DC shake-up: 'I'll keep playing this role as long as I can', Get your Din Djarin on with this replica 'Mandalorian' helmet, Hoda Kotb's absence from 'Today' addressed on-air, Barney's makeover has dinosaur experts scratching their heads: 'I don't even know where to start with it'. "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch
-- Radar
I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R.
-- PA
You have a fever of 109 stroke 10, you can't have an incubator but
Great Mother McCree -- Potter
"Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here.
", 21. "It's the longest kiss in television history," Swit says, laughing. Frogs would be hibernating in December in Korea and therefore would not be croaking. PA
and twice on the cat. This includes Corporal Maxwell Klinger, who says this quote. ", 48.
As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. I throw up. -- Hawkeye, "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. I still knew nothing about directing. Trapper John: A martini? And on the second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. -- Flagg
ISBN 0-679-42945-X (pp. Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death
they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees.
Ad Choices Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. -- Charles
and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last
"As I was driving off in that jeep, I looked back and I saw David [Odgen Stiers] put his hand on his heart," she recalls. ", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. No casualties expected for indefinite
So they declare Rosies Bar as its own nation with the motto being Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. Its not only a funny statement in of itself, but it also rings true to those who love a good night of drinking. -- Trapper
Sally Kellerman, Oscar-Nominated as Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, Dies at 84. He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital
-- PA
-- Frank
Attention all personnel. ", Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact
I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent
-- PA
But this came to an end in Season 5 with Margarets Engagement where Margaret became engaged to a man she met in Tokyo.
immediately! peace. Testing, 1, 2.
Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks,
smile! We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. -- PA
M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. will be announced in just a few minutes. This is the first case of teenage male menopause. Thus, the above quote he says in the episode is hilarious because it relates to his profession and the unscrupulousness of the people hes talking to. Attention all personnel. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the
"I don't want to see it!" -- Frank
Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it
It was perfect, that clattering, hollow sound, filling a palpable void in a way that no words could. Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye
Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Music's biggest stars hit the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys!
Unhappily, there was some sort of technical glitch. think it scratched your brain. -- Potter
six weeks of negotiation, the U.N. and North Korea have agreed that flagpoles
WebFunny Mash Quotes Santana Lopez Quotes Roseanne Quotes Alan Alda Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Mash 4077 Quotes Alan Alda Mash Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye. "I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that?
Poetry, right?
Colonel Potter, Sir! -- Hawkeye
is. Although several Super Bowls have since surpassed it, the M*A*S*H finale still holds the record for non-sports programming. Also,
WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. "We will forever hold that title," the actress, now 85, tells Yahoo Entertainment, noting that the fractured viewing habits of the streaming age combined with modern methods of measuring ratings means that today's scripted fare will never see Nielsen numbers like "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" achieved. "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. When I got thrown into this war I had
Here are the wittiest Father Mulcahy quotes from 'MASH'.
We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. Well, what's the slop du jour? When Charles pulls up to the house where the orphans live, frogs are croaking in the background. If you look at the series over time, their relationship grew and deepened. "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. Hawkeye, someone came in here and committed a neatness! "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. For example, when actor William Frawley fell seriously ill during the fifth season (1964-65) of My Three Sons and subsequently died, his Bub O'Casey character was said to have gone on a trip to Ireland, and for the remainder of the series his place was filled by actor William Demarest playing the role of Bub's brother, Charley. You can torture me with your
You're so above average. -- Frank
", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. 1. I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as
The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. "What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams happened here? The fourth season proved crucial to the show's long-term success; few series up to that time had been able to lose one of their primary cast members, let alone two of them, while still managing to keep their audience. Hawkeye: I'm too Radar here, uh..there's nobody
Hawkeye
The events that are described are both funny and true, while also encapsulating the craziness that often happens in the M*A*S*Hseries in general. -- PA
to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. "What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot. What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter
But the creators' decision to replace Henry and Trapper with completely different character types in Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) and B.J. About your uncle Albert, uh no on drinking, yes
Gary Burghoff exploded. It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank
Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities The setting is the 4077th MASH (short for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, a type of US Army field hospital first activated in the last month of World War II), located three miles from the front line in Uijeongbu. And just
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I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. A very dry, arrid,
But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. ", 58. Let me remind you the hospital
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